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Teacher:jab ek murga murgi ka...

  
Teacher:jab ek murga murgi ka rape karnay ki koshish krta hai to murgi kya kehti hai....
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fuck fuck fuckakak
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A girl asked a plastic...

  
A girl asked a plastic Surgeon to make another hole near her ass. Surgeon was surprised & asked Y ?
She ans : Business is doing good, so opening a new branch !!
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Jinke paas hai.... woh haath me...

  
Jinke paas hai....
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai....
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai..
BOLO KYA?
Dirty mind......
Its... TOOTHBRUSH!!
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Na hum aids say dartay...

  
Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,
hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,
HAPPY Hand DAY
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When I got enough confidence, the...

  
When I got enough confidence,
the stage was gone.
When I was sure of losing,
I won.
When I needed people the most,
they left me.
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on.
When I mastered the skill of hating,
somebody started loving me
Thats life
Live it..
Love it...
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Wats similar betn. Tea &...

  
Wats similar betn. Tea & Woman?
Madrasi says- both R black.
Punjabi- both R hot & Strong.
Bengoli- both R sweet.
Marathi- UTHLA KI PAHIJE...
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A short walk is so...

  
A short walk is so tedious when no one walks vd u!
But a long journey is just like a few steps when u walk vd sum 1 who cares 4 u..
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Q: What is the Similarity...

  
Q: What is the Similarity between VIAGRA n Government Offices?
Ans : Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain...
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Kya tumhare pass hai? Sulagta...

  
Kya tumhare pass hai?
Sulagta Jism,
Nashili Ankhe,
Kapkapati Awaj,
Thartharata Badan,
Kapkapate Hoth, Agar hai?
To tumhe SWINE FLU hai!!
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An arrow can be shot...

  
An arrow can be shot only by dragging it back. So when life is dragging us back with difficulties, it means that it is going to launch you to victory.
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