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A man was doing push...
A man was doing push ups on the beach early morning. A drunk person saw him & started lhing and said sorry to tell u, but the woman below u has left

A police officer in a...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But officer, the man began, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer. Im going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. But, officer, I just wanted to say,... And I said to keep quiet! Youre going to jail! A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chiefs at his daughters wedding. Hell be in a good mood when he gets back. Dont count on it, answered the fellow in the cell. Im the groom.

At a concentration camp: Dictator: Well,...
At a concentration camp: Dictator: Well, I have some good news and bad news. Which one do you all want first? Prisoner: Please give us the good news first. Dictator: Ok. The good news is that after 2 years, you all will have a new set of underwear. Prisoner: Wow, great!! And whats the bad news?? Dictatorpoints at each prisoner: You give him yours, you give him yours, you give him yours, you give him yours.......

A funny life cycle ... COCKROACH...
A funny life cycle ... COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRND & & GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH..

Dear Tequila, We had a deal....
Dear Tequila, We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier,smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video from last nite and I think we need to talk

Laila Stop looking at girls,...
Laila Stop looking at girls, u r committed now. Majnu If I m on diet, that doesnt mean that I cant look at the Menu

In the court the Mans...
In the court the Mans defence was When the lady boarded the bus I couldnt help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read Coming Soon- The unknown boon.. I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read Williams stick did the trick Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.. The case was dismissed..n judge laughd to death

What do you call a...
What do you call a negro woman who cannot hear? Black-Behri ...

A guy was sun bathing...
A guy was sun bathing nude at a beach. A girl comes up to him so he covers his cock wid a newspaper. Girl - Whats under there? Man - A bird. Girl goes away. Man falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital in great pain. A Dr & cop were at his bed. Dr - Do u remember what happend? Man - I dont know. I fell asleep on the beach after talking to a girl. Cop - I talked to that girl n she said, I did nothing to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird, Then it spat at me! so I broke its neck burnt its nest &smashd its two little eggs !

A Chinese man took his...
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital 4 delivery. The wife hwevr gv birth to a black baby. The Chinese man hu ws shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG

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