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Laws of Life
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Cool Fundamentals of Life: 1 Money...
Cool Fundamentals of Life:
1 Money is not everythng. Theres mastercard & Visa.
2 One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3 Save water. Drink beer.
4 Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5 books r holy. So dont touch them.
6 dont shout in class n disturb thos who r asleep.
7 love ur neighbour. But dont get caught.
8 Every one shld marry bcoz happiness is nt the only thing in life.. :-D
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OLD SAYING:- Early to bed,...
OLD SAYING:- Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy and wise.
NEW SAYING:- Early to bed and early 2 rise will make your woman go to other guys!!
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When You Want More Time...
When You Want More Time to Take Correct Decision Then Remember:
Even a Correct Decision is Wrong When its Taken Too Late!
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Charlie Chaplins 3 Heart touching...
Charlie Chaplins 3 Heart touching statements:
1 :- Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles...!
2 :- I like walking in the rain, bcoz nobody can see my tears...!
3 :- The most wasted day in life, is the day in which, we have not smiled.:-
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Sad but true :500 people...
Sad but true :500 people got swine flu and everybody wants to wear surgical masks !
20 million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom !!!
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When I got enough confidence, the...
When I got enough confidence,
the stage was gone.
When I was sure of losing,
I won.
When I needed people the most,
they left me.
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on.
When I mastered the skill of hating,
somebody started loving me
Thats life
Live it..
Love it...
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New addition to Newtons Laws...
New addition to Newtons Laws of Motion:
Loose Motion can never be done in slow motion !!!
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Good times in lyfe become...
Good times in lyfe become good memories Bad times become good lessons.
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The word “H” plays a...
The word “H” plays a imp role in everyone’s lives, we all are here of a Hump n we are to go to a place called Heaven or Hell…
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