Marriage SMS Jokes

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A Chinese couple Mr &...
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as Jo-Jua, So-Hua

Teacher- Tum bade hokar kya...
Teacher- Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student- Shaadi. Teacher- Nahin, mera matlab hai kya banoge?? Student- Dulha Banunga.. Teacher- Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge. Student- Dulhan. Teacher- Abey, mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- Bahu launga. Teacher- Haraamkhor, Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain? Student- Pota. Teacher- Hey bhagwan! Abey, zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student- Hum do hamare do!

Some daughters in law r...
Some daughters in law r well trained n well mannerd.They dont cum change family,they r there join d family.A new wife was being welcomed at d husbands home in a traditional manner.she gav a speechMy dear family,I thank u welcoming me in my new home n family,she said Firstly,my being here does nt mean that I would want change ur way of life,or routine.No. I will never do that in a million yrs.Father in lawWot do u mean child?Girl What I mean is,those who used do d dishes must carry on washing them,those who did the laundry must continue doing it.Those who cook shuldnt stop at my account,&those who clean must carry on cleaning.Mother in lawThn wht r u here for?Girl oh for me,my job is to entertain ur son

Things in Boys room Before...
Things in Boys room Before marriage Perfumes Love letters Laptop CREDIT Cards APPLE IPHONE After marriage Pain killers Loan papers Unpaid bills Nokia

A Chinese couple Mr &...
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as Jo-Jua, So-Hua

What is the most ...
What is the most Common sight in Bed After Few Years of Marriage . . .?? HIPS Meet Each Other More Often Than LIPS...............!

Telephone rings. Hsbnd:If its 4 me...
Telephone rings. Hsbnd:If its 4 me then say that Im not at home. Wife answered: He is at home. Shockd Hsbd: What d Hell? Wfe: It was 4 me!!

Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh...
Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho maine use 10 sal pehle shadi ke liye inkar kiya tha, aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai. Pati: wah! Itna bada celebration.

Girl: When we get married,...
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I dont have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we arent married yet.

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