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While walking in the highlands...

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here
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Santa was standing in sun...

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
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An Englishman and Santa inside...

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Teacher : what do you...

Teacher : what do you call a person who cannot hear
bunta : you can call him whatever you want he cant hear anyway...
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Santa was busy removing a...

Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Santa goes to buy a...

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye
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Santa sent SMS to his...

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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bunta sukhe talab me boat...

bunta sukhe talab me boat chala rha tha.
santa :- Aise isnehi nam kharab kar rakha hai.
Agar mujhe tairna ata to wahi jake marta sale ko.
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banta apni behan k sath...

banta apni behan k sath jaa raha tha, itne mai uski behan ka rumal gir gaya, ek aadmi aaya aur banta se bola, bantaji aapki wife ka rumal gir gaya, to banta bola sale wife to hogi teri, meri to behan hai.
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santa: santa doctor k pas...

santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
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