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Govt announced: Jinke 5 bacche...
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Govt announced: Jinke 5 bacche hain, unhe 1 ghar denge.
Santa ke 3 the aur apne Wife se bola: Padosan ke 2 bhi mere hi hain....unko le aao. Laney par Apne 3 kahan gaye?
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Wife: Jinke the wo le gaye.
santa: doc last night i...
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santa: doc last night i had sex with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked..
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Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first:-D
Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak...
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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha
Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola-
Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do...!!! D
Q: Why did Santa fall...
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Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain
Interviewer : Imagine, in a...
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Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.
A teacher told all students...
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!
Santa apnyi premika se kheta...
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Santa apnyi premika se kheta hai hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye
santa: samindar me dahi dal...
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santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha
banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay. itni lassi tera baap piyega
How to catch a lion 1....
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How to catch a lion
1. Newtons Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait
4. Inverse Transformation Method
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.
7. Santa Bantas Method:
DONT EVEN TRY. YOULL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
Santa got a invitation of...
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Santa got a invitation of party.
Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only
Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha.
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