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bunta baraf ka tukra lekar...
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bunta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha .Kisi ne kaha ,Kya kar rahe ho
bunta -dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he....:-
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banta apni behan k sath...
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banta apni behan k sath jaa raha tha, itne mai uski behan ka rumal gir gaya, ek aadmi aaya aur banta se bola, bantaji aapki wife ka rumal gir gaya, to banta bola sale wife to hogi teri, meri to behan hai.
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banta - aur bhai Shyam...
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banta - aur bhai Shyam kaya baat hui, bada pareshaan hai?
santa - kaya bataun yaar vo ho gaya jo nahi hona chahiye tha, meri biwi padosi ko payari ho gai.
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Santa, Banta n Ghanta Talking...
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Santa, Banta n Ghanta Talking Abut Aids
1st: Me To Condom K Bina Krta Nhi
2nd: Me To Ungli Me B Phenta Hu
3rd. Me To Risk Nhi Leta Padosise Krvata Hu.
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Banta saw an air hostess...
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Banta saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side bearing d name TINA... He said,Thats cute... Whatve u named d other one?...
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A house was on fire...
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A house was on fire with 25 people inside.
Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed.
Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20...
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
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After making a trip of...
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After making a trip of South India , Santa his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldnt understand hindi had occupied his sons birth . Outraged, Santa called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained,
That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti,...
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Bunta were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
Rubi!
Woof!
Press the red button.
Woof! Woof!
Moti!
Woof!
Press the white button.
Woof! Woof!
Bunta!
Woof.
Stop barking, feed the dogs and dont touch anything!
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Santa dials a number. A...
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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