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SANTA: i love u ki...

SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai?
ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu.
santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya
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In a party a lady...

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with banta, susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
banta replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

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Musharraf: Jab main paida...

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?
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santa: ek truck ko dekh...

santa: ek truck ko dekh kar bhaga
banta: kyo bhag raha hai
santa: are ek bar mery biwi ko ek truck wala leke bhaga tha
banta: to
santa: kahi wapas dene to nahi aya isliye bhag jata hu
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Santa- kaha ja rahe ho? Banta-...

Santa- kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta- Police Station, Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa- BV ko akela chod dia
Banta- Nhi, usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
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Bus Me 1 Aurat Bacche...

Bus Me 1 Aurat Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Huye bar-bar Peele, Nahi to Uncle ko de DunGi!
SANTA-OYE, Jaldi Decide kar!Tere Chakkar Me 5 stop Aage Aa Gya Hoon!
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Santa Ko exam me ans...

Santa Ko exam me ans nahi aata tha to usne ans me likh diya or likha k skrach karo or ans pao.
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Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi...

Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.
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santa: santa doctor k pas...

santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
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santa-agar main nariyal k ped...

santa-agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi
banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki
bhi dikh jayengi
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