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Doc 2 lady:-why r u...

Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised
lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:-
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90yr man: My 18yr wife...

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!
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Wife in sexy mood lovingly...

Wife in sexy mood lovingly offers: I wan2 hve a wild experience. Tie me up & do whatever u want..
Excited, guy ties her up & screws the maid...!!
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In lift, mans elbow accidently...

In lift, mans elbow accidently touch ladys breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
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Man marries deaf Girl- He writes-We...

Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must workout a Code: If I want SEX Iwil press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
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pappu goes to buy condoms....

pappu goes to buy condoms.
Salesman says: only flavored ones available. Which flavor you want.
pappu: thinks thinks thinks then says chhole bhatura flavour..!!
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Thought of the DAY: Rape is...

Thought of the DAY:
Rape is not a crime,
it is just a SURPRISE sex...
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boy: I love ur daughter...

boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Father: How can u proove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.
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Calories burnt by sex: Lying...

Calories burnt by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
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What is shineys sexual orientation?? He...

What is shineys sexual orientation??
He is a Bai-sexual:-D
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