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What is eFuck & eRape? In...

  
What is eFuck & eRape?
In Modern Age,
Girl Puts Mobile In Pussy With
Vibratr Mode ON
&
Asks BoyFrnd Call. This Is eFUCK. If someone else Calls
then its eRape.
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A dog, a cat, and...

  
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!. The cat says, I dont think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter. The penis outraged, says At least your master doesnt put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!
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Gabbar rapes Basanti in a...

  
Gabbar rapes Basanti in a dark forest.
Gabbar
Bol Basanti.
Maza aya kya?

Kutte.
Light chalu kar.
Mai Basanti nahi,Mausi hu.
Ab tu bol.Tuzhe maza aya kya?
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CONDOM SAY TO KOTEX, EVERY...

  
CONDOM SAY TO KOTEX, EVERY MONTH U STOP MY BUSINESS FOR 1 WEEK. KOTEX SAYS AHH IF U MAKE A MISTAKE 1 TIME I LOSS MY BUSINESS FOR 9 MONTHS.
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Money is just like an...

  
Money is just like an ass... everybody has it, but nobody wants to give it !
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work
Success is like masturbation, only ur hand can let u achive it
Work is like a gangbang, ten people are behind ur ass take ur place
Fate is like getting raped, if u cant fight, learn njoy it
Make love not war bcause Condoms are cheapr than Guns
All those who proclaim that the dog is a mans best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy
The irony of a blowjob is that even if u have her at ur feet shes got u by the balls
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What is eFuck & eRape? In...

  
What is eFuck & eRape?
In Modern Age,
Girl Puts Mobile In Pussy With
Vibratr Mode ON
&
Asks BoyFrnd Call.
This Is eFUCK.

If someone else Calls
then its eRape.
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An EGYPTIAN girl asked a...

  
An EGYPTIAN girl asked a ROMAN boy what can u do for me? the boy replied come behind the PYRAMID Ill make u MUMMY
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A dog, a cat, and...

  
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!. The cat says, I dont think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter. The penis outraged, says At least your master doesnt put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!
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Notice in a Library Statutory...

  
Notice in a Library
Statutory Warning...

While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands,
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A guy goes up to...

  
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, You want to play Magic? She says, Whats that? He says, We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear.
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