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pappu goes to buy condoms....

pappu goes to buy condoms.
Salesman says: only flavored ones available. Which flavor you want.
pappu: thinks thinks thinks then says chhole bhatura flavour..!!
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Thought of the DAY: Rape is...

Thought of the DAY:
Rape is not a crime,
it is just a SURPRISE sex...
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boy: I love ur daughter...

boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Father: How can u proove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.
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Calories burnt by sex: Lying...

Calories burnt by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
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What is shineys sexual orientation?? He...

What is shineys sexual orientation??
He is a Bai-sexual:-D
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Man marries deaf Girl- He writes-We...

Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must workout a Code: If I want SEX Iwil press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
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Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab...

Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe, HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
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pappu goes to buy condoms....

pappu goes to buy condoms.
Salesman says: only flavored ones available. Which flavor you want.
pappu: thinks thinks thinks then says chhole bhatura flavour..!!
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A boss has to interview...

A boss has to interview four girls for secretary position.He thought of a question and asked each one of them: A woman normally has two mouths. Whats the difference between the two?
The first one answered: One can talk but the other cant.
Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.
Third answered: one is hairy, the other isnt.
The last one answered one is for my use and the other is for my boss.
Boss: Youre appointed.
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In lift, mans elbow accidently...

In lift, mans elbow accidently touch ladys breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
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